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Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.
Soft Speech, Pure Heart, Peaceful Eyes, Strengthen Hands, Focused Mind & Determined Decision. Always Make U...Boring! So just chill !
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Santa becomes driver of a train. The 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late b`coz he stopped at every halt and asked " Is this the right track for Amritsar?"
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
A rose says I love u, A smile says I like u, A ring says I want to marry u, But a Small SMS says "I will always REMEMBER U".
I smile at whom I like, I cry for whom I care, I share with whom I love, I laugh with whom I enjoy, I message only to those whom I never want to lose.
I'm dead but my soul is in u, My eyes r open but I dream of u, I'm d best but nothing without u, Take care of my heart it beats in u.
Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions. Teacher-If, 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
